30 Funniest Parks and Rec Quotes of All TIme Best Life

Parks and Recreation stands as out as one of the greatest sitcoms of our time for many reasons, one being its high volume of perfectly executed jokes. The fast-paced nature of the show requires a lot of punchlines, and the writing is so sharp that a throw-away joke is a rarity. It's hard to choose

Parks and Recreation stands as out as one of the greatest sitcoms of our time for many reasons, one being its high volume of perfectly executed jokes. The fast-paced nature of the show requires a lot of punchlines, and the writing is so sharp that a throw-away joke is a rarity. It's hard to choose our favorite Parks and Rec quotes among so many incredible options, but we never shy away from a challenge. Below is a list of the best Parks and Rec quotes from our favorite people of Pawnee, Indiana. And for even more laughs, check out The 30 Funniest Celebrity Commercials.

Leslie Knope Funniest Jokes From Parks and Recreation

-Leslie Knope, "Campaign Shake-Up" (Episode 4, Episode, 17)

We couldn't have put it better ourselves. For more hilarious banter, check out The 30 Funniest Sitcom Jokes of All Time.

Andy Dwyer Funniest Jokes From Parks and Recreation

-Andy Dwyer, "Filibuster" (Season 6, Episode 5)

Don't try this one out on your significant other at home, folks. And for more from our heartthrob-worthy comedy crushes, look no further than our list of the 30 Funniest Sitcom Characters Of All Time.

-Ron Swanson, "Flu Season" (Season 3, Episode 2)

Never talking is the most beautiful part of a male friendship. We're jealous of this sacred bond between Ron and his bestie.

Tom Haverford Funniest Jokes From Parks and Recreation

-Tom Haverford, "Ben's Parents" (Season 5, Episode 6)

 It's just like mother always said. For shows that ball even more than Tom, check out the 30 Funniest Sitcoms Of All Time.

Chris Traeger Funniest Jokes From Parks and Recreation

 -Chris Traeger, "Bus Tour" (Season 4, Episode 21)

Recite this to your reflection at the gym. Do ten more reps. Repeat.

April Ludgate Funniest Jokes From Parks and Recreation

 -April Ludgate, "Bus Tour" (Season 4, Episode 21)

April Ludgate is an inspiration to us all. May we never be listening, and may we always find a way to outwit our enemies.

Andy Dwyer Funniest Jokes From Parks and Recreation

 -Andy Dwyer, "Correspondents' Lunch" (Season 5, Episode 15)

We wish it was socially acceptable to use this as an answer when politely asked how we're doing, because this is spot on. But for much better advice, here are the 40 Life Secrets You Need After 40.

Ron Swanson Funniest Jokes From Parks and Recreation

-Ron Swanson, "Flu Season 2" (Season 6, Episode 18)

When in doubt, we suggest sticking to this sage piece of advice. And for more hilarious one liners, check out Ryan Reynolds' 30 Funniest Tweets. 

Leslie Knope Funniest Jokes From Parks and Recreation

-Leslie Knope, "Citizen Knope" (Season 4, Episode 10)

 Leslie technically isn't wrong here, but we're going to stick with sleeping. For much better advice that's not in the form of Parks and Rec quotes, here are the 40 Best Ways to Jumpstart Your Career. 

Mona Lisa Funniest Jokes From Parks and Recreation

-Mona Lisa, "London" (Season 6, Episode 1)

It would feel so good to quit with this quote, but we don't advise doing so if you're gunning for that letter of recommendation. And for some truly inspiring quotes, here are the 50 Relationship Quotes to Reignite Your Love.

Andy Dwyer April Ludgate Funniest Jokes From Parks and Recreation

"…. I once forgot to brush my teeth for 5 weeks. I didn't actually sell my car, I just forgot where I parked it. I don't know who Al Gore is and at this point I'm too afraid to ask. When they say 2 percent milk I don't know what the other 98 percent is. When I was a baby my head was so big scientists did experiments on me. I once threw beer at a swan and then it attacked my niece, Rebecca."

-Andy Dwyer, "New Slogan" (Season 6, Episode 15)

Well, now we know what happened to Andy's brain, and we hope Rebecca is okay. And for more laughs, don't miss the 40 Facts So Funny They're Hard to Believe. 

Leslie Knope Joe Biden Funniest Jokes From Parks and Recreation

-Leslie Knope, "Fluoride" (Season 6, Episode 7)

This one feels even more relevant today.

Jean-Ralphio Funniest Jokes From Parks and Recreation

-Jean-Ralphio, "Woman of the Year" (Season 2, Episode 17)

Any joke with this setup is off to a good start.

Tom Haverford Donna Meagle Funniest Jokes From Parks and Recreation

-Donna Meagle and Tom Haverford, "Pawnee Rangers" (Season 4, Episode 4)

As far as we're concerned, this is the official golden rule.

April Ludgate Halloween Funniest Jokes From Parks and Recreation

"…Do you know how much fun gay Halloween parties are? Last year I saw three Jonas Brothers make out with three Robert Pattinsons. It was amazing."

-April Ludgate, "Greg Pikitis" (Season 2, Episode 7)

As a general rule, never pass up a gay Halloween party to be anywhere. And if you're hitting up a party, don't miss these 30 Party No-No's.

Craig Middlebrooks Funniest Jokes From Parks and Recreation

-Craig Middlebrooks, "Fluoride" (Season 6, Episode 7)

A bit dramatic, but we get it. Dogs are the best.

Kip Bunthart Funniest Jokes From Parks and Recreation

-Kip Bunthart, "Pie-Mary" (Season 7, Episode 9)

We've all met this guy. Note, fellas: This is definitely one of the things You Should Never Say to a Woman. 

Leslie Knope Waffles Funniest Jokes From Parks and Recreation

-Leslie Knope, "The Fight" (Season 3, Episode 13)

It's a tough call between friends and waffles, but we agree with Leslie on where work lands.

Mona Lisa Funniest Jokes From Parks and Recreation

-Mona Lisa, "Bailout" (Season 5, Episode 16)

Mona Lisa is literally the worst.

Jean-Ralphio Funniest Jokes From Parks and Recreation

-Jean-Ralphio, "London" (Season 6, Episode 1)

A saying as old as time itself.

Leslie Knope Pot Brownie Funniest Jokes From Parks and Recreation

"…I ate a brownie once at a party in college. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable, actually. I felt like I was floating. Turns out there wasn't any pot in the brownie, it was just an insanely good brownie."

-Leslie Knope, "The Stakeout" (Season 2, Episode 2)

Now that's a brownie we'd be game to try.

Donna Meagle Funniest Jokes From Parks and Recreation

-Donna Meagle, "Campaign Shake-Up" ( Season 4, Episode 17)

 The words of a true boss. Use this when you need to strike fear in those around you.

Tom Haverford Funniest Jokes From Parks and Recreation

"Red carpet. My entire apartment is red carpet. On top of that, leading into my bedroom, a second red carpet. Oh, what's this in my shoe? Red carpet insole. Everywhere I go, I'm walking on red carpet."

-Tom Haverford, "The Comeback Kid" ( Season 4, Episode 11)

Is it bad that we would totally put red carpet insoles in our shoes? Don't answer that. And if you're apartment is entirely carpeted in red, be sure you know the 50 Ways to Look Red Carpet Ready.

Ben Wyatt Funniest Jokes on Parks and Recreation

-Ben Wyatt, "The Pawnee-Eagleton Tip Off Classic" ( Season 6, Episode 3)

 Ben Wyatt makes us feel better about our nerdiness.

Chris Traeger Cancer Funniest Jokes From Parks and Recreation

-Chris Traeger, "The Debate" ( Season 4, Episode 20)

Chris Traeger is a strong, independent man.

Bobby Newport Funniest Jokes From Parks and Recreation

-Bobby Newport, "The Debate" ( Season 4, Episode 20)

"Let's all just have a good time" is a great stance to take in any debate. Who's going to disagree with that?

Councilman Jamm Funniest Jokes From Parks and Recreation

– Councilman Jamm,"Filibuster" (Season 6, Episode 5)

 We're so grateful to Councilman Jamm for gifting us with this quote to use during very serious arguments.

April Ludgate Parks and Recreation

-April Ludgate, "Swing Vote" ( Season 5, Episode 21)

Obviously.

Ann Perkins Funniest Jokes From Parks and Recreation

-Ann Perkins, "The Treaty" ( Season 4, Episode 7)

This is something we ask ourselves all of the time.

Ben Wyatt Funniest Jokes From Parks and Recreation

-Ben Wyatt, "London" ( Season 6, Episode 1)

 Can we put in a formal request to have the Buckingham Palace redecorated to look like Hogwarts?

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